And yes, you can walk away feeling awesomely empowered and with all your dignity intact.
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I love your eBook! Your words and all that helped me sooooo much. I thought he was my destiny.. now I know that's complete B.S.!
Really. You don't. Taking back your sanity doesn't have to be so freaking hard.
We're all anti-ex here. Both ex-boyfriends and ex-husbands. And we all want to heal and be freaking awesome again. And that means that we have to choose, very consciously, to want to get better.
After all, time does not heal all wounds. Taking action does.
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How to Tell Your Ex to Fuck Off: A Visual Guide to Shutting Up That Person in Your Head & Taking Back Your Sanity is a 37pg illustrated and rather charmingly inappropriate guide for women to help get rid of the unwanted ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who insists on living in their heads.
Contrary to the title, we are not actually going to tell him to fuck off (let's keep the spoken things classy, people), but rather, the memories in your head. The techniques in this eBook will revolve around one simple fact:
Everything that you think, and hence feel, is literally all in your head.
And hence, it is very, very possible to change your thoughts into positive ones, and hence, your feelings to that of empowerment.
You just need a guide. And this is that guide.
Instantly applicable and fresh, original techniques to help you cope
Deep insights into your unwanted memories and thoughts
Exactly what to do if your ex contacts you (because that's the last thing you need right now)
Your book was really helpful to read and reinforced a lot of things for me. And it was super funny! Thanks for writing it!
A woman I worked with, let's call her Christine, was depressed and suicidal after her breakup.
She reached out to me and we had an incredibly deep conversation about her pain.
To help her cope, we pictured gathering up all her pain and putting it into a box.
I told her to reach out to every single part of her body, gather up that pain and put it into that box.
And then, we slingshotted that box of pain right into space.
She’s a huge DC comic fan, so we imagined that Wonder Woman used her lasso on that box and hurled it into the Sun.
And then… something great happened.. she smiled.
For the first time in many dark days, Christine smiled.
The pain lifted for a second, and she was able to breathe.
She got up, wiped her tears and drew up the blinds to her windows to let the sunshine in.
And then she typed out this to me:
“Thank you. You helped me when I couldn’t see.”
This eBook, inspired by that experience, is for all the Christines and countless others out there who just need a laugh, who just need something to guide them through this devastating time when they feel so very alone.
I loved the eBook - I texted my friend to tell her how awesome it was! I love that it's relatable, cute, funny, etc, but provides very real advice!
Oh, getting hasty are we? Here's a preview:
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Do you have a bleeped version?
Sorry, but no. There's a real psychological reason why I chose to use profanity.
See, when you use swear words, you shock yourself into focusing on what really matters.
The F-bombs empower you mentally, like a slap to the brain and a much needed a wake-up call to reality where your ex isn’t in your life anymore, and that’s very much OK.
Can I gift this to someone?
Yes, when you click on the BUY button, you will see a gift icon at the side. It looks like this:
Click on it and you will be able to send the eBook as a gift. =)
Are you a cat?
I try to be sometimes.
Your stories are very enlightening, and your comments and motivational speeches are also awesome to get back on my feet!
I started reading the eBook and I LOVE it. I'm so grateful that you wrote it. Thank you so much.